Sometimes I need a filter between my brain and my mouth.
This is not the way to get one.

Thursday, 7 October 2010

Please stop singing...you are enlarging the hole in the ozone layer

So I was reading Tina Gray {dot} Me this morning and she was discussing music. Specifically which song you're loving right now.

And that led me to thinking about all the songs I want to stop. And all the people guilty of singing such dribble.

For me, the main offenders at the moment are Delta Goodrem and Brain McFadden. For. The. Love. Of. All. That. Is. Holy. Please. Shut. UP!!

It's cute that they're all in love and can share abusive Twitter posts to his ex-wife about her being a mole or something. But whomever told them that it would be an awesome idea to do a duet is obviously deaf. Profoundly.

And no, I wasn't a fan of the first one they did either.

To quote my comment at Tina Gray, their newest efforts sound like a recently castrated bull and a rabid squirrel screaming into a microphone. And I just loooooove the part where Delta belts out a seamless stream of ooh's and ahh's at one point simply to demonstrate her vocal range. Please, don't miss the sarcasm in that last sentence.

But my bleeding inner ear aside, it truly is a crime against humanity to allow this to continue. Because the more they open their mouths, the more CO2 is being put into the atmosphere and the bigger the hole in the ozone layer gets.

I know I say all of this at the risk of being hunted down by Brian and Delta fans. All I ask is that the angry mob colour co-ordinate the stake I'll be burnt at with the potato sack I'll be made to wear (we all know that people burnt at the stake aren't allowed to wear their own clothing, they all get to wear scratchy, potato sack type rags. Watch the movies people, you'll see I'm right).

And can I have some rope for a belt? I'd like to accentuate my waist while I'm at it.

So tell me - what's making your ears curl right now? I promise I won't join the angry mob to find you if it's one that I like :)

5 comments :

  1. You won me at "Delta Goodrem and Brain McFadden. For. The. Love. Of. All. That. Is. Holy. Please. Shut. UP!!". Oh yes. Please do! That Delta. Urgh.

    I don't listen to the radio enough these days to have issue with a particular song. I wish really. xx

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  2. Yes, I hate that song too. Can't quite work out why they sound so bad together. I also hate that one he has done on his own "Say So". Maybe I just don't like him??

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  3. He he he! I have to agree with you on this one. I am also sick to death of that ghastly Eminem and Rihanna song. Please, make them stop.

    Found you through FYBF!

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  4. I would rather listen to nails dragging down a chalkboard than Delta Goodrem screeching like a bird. WE GET IT! YOU CAN SING! Ugh.
    Needless to say I agree with everything you've said here. Lol!
    Happy FYBF!

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  5. Bit late, but I only have 1 word for you: Ke$ha.

    *winces at the mere thought of her name*

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Thanks for the comment - it helps validate the fact that I'm not just talking to myself.

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