Friday Fluff: The Disturbing Edition

So welcome to another Friday Fluff!

It begins with a toddler who is obsessed with her Mr Men and Little Miss DVD's (which I won courtesy of the wonderful Lucy @ Diminishing Lucy) and, as a result, has bestowed upon the Guru a Mr Men identity.

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"Mr Jelly is Daddy!!" ~ The Toddler

Personally, I've not been given this honour and I believe my self esteem is improved as a result. I've still not recovered from the previous compaison to an animated character.

But I have to say, while I was Googling for pictures of Mr Jelly (aka The Guru) I found Mr Jelly's horrifyingly evil opposite...

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Meet Mr Jelly. His advertising campaign is 'Mr Jelly keeps kids quiet'.

Yeah...

My fear of clowns outweighs my fear of death as of today.