Sometimes I need a filter between my brain and my mouth.
This is not the way to get one.

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Because I'm having a mental blank

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Ummmm...at home packing the Toddler's daycare bag in a frantic effort to get out the door before 10am.
2. Who are you in love with?
My husband. Shhh - don't tell him, it'll ruin the surprise.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Not that I can recall, but I imagine it would be soemthing I'd block from my memory intentionally anyway.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yep - it's one of those cheap key-tag thingys attached to an office key.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Yesterday. The result was spectacular.
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope, socks here are an option taken up only by retiree's and Swedish tourists to be worn with their sexy, plastic sandals.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
Yep.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Ummmmm - ages ago. Can't be bothered right now.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nope, nothing worth seeing.
10. Are you hot?
It's warm outside, but I'm in air-conditioning so I'm quite comfy - thanks for asking.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coffee - without it I am just a lacklustre puddle on the floor.
12. What are you wearing right now?
Denim 3/4 shorts, black t-shirt, thongs. All styled up to be at work, baby.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Car wash - I'm happier for the machine to deal with the husband's critique.
14. Last food that you ate?
Peanut M&M's last night
15. Where were you last week at this time?
I believe sitting at this same desk, sipping from the same coffee cup (but not the same cup of coffee - note the distinction) and probably typing something a lot more important than this. Or not. Whatever.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Yeah - lots. Much to the dismay of our bank account.
17. When is the last time you ran?
Huh - running?
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
What is this 'sporting event' thing you speak of? I am unfamiliar with this term.
19. What is your favorite animal?
It's a tie between Tigers and Meerkats.
20. Your dream vacation?
Somewhere in Europe - castles, romance, shopping. Bliss.
21. Last person's house you were in?
Mine
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Cracked my head open when I was 11
23. Have you been in love?
Yeah, still am
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Both my Nanna's and hubby's Nanna too - they would have loved the Toddler and I'm sad she won't know them.
25. Last play you saw?
Seriously? I think it was something my Mum took me to when I was 12 or something. I've no idea what it was even called anymore.
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Complete indifference.
27. What are your plans for tonight?
Um - dinner and bed. Yeah, sexy, huh?
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
MySpace - I barely look at Facebook!
29. Next trip you are going to take?
Home from work - does that count?
30. Ever go to camp?
In primary school, and then again in year 10. I was the only chick hiking in platform sneakers and had a hairdryer ready to plug into a tree.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Hahahahahahahaha. No.
32. What do you want to know about the future?
When do I get back to a size 12?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Yep, Beckham Intimate for women. hubby wers the for men version.
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Not that I can foresee.
35. Where is your best friend?
Interstate.
36. How is your best friend?
She's good - why? What do you know that I don't?
37. Do you have a tan?
Just a basic, natural one which I can't avoid living in a state where the sun bears down 365 days a year.
38. What are you listening to right now?
The radio - because otherwise I would be alone with my mind.
39. Do you collect anything?
Shoes
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Perez Hilton
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
About 4 years ago - they said I ran a red light but there was a sign that said you could turn left on a red light after stopping. So then he said I didn't stop. He was a prick. I paid the fine anyway.
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
What kind of question is this? We go from cop stories to have I ever drank through a straw? Pathetic.
43. What does your last text message say?
Something about confirming my hair appointment for tomorrow.
44. Do you like hot sauce?
No
45. Last time you took a shower?
This morning
46. Do you need to do laundry?
I have a toddler - I almost live in my laundry.
47. What is your heritage?
English/Irish/Scottish.
48. Are you someone's best friend?
Yep
49. Are you rich?
If I was do you honestly think I'd be working??
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
I'd like to say sleeping but I was wrapping presents.

3 comments :

  1. Hi Kel,
    I was stopping by to say Hi!! I always love to hear from you. Thank you for always being around!! I hope your having a good week and hope you and your little family have a very Merry Chritmas:)

    Hanna from bouffe e bambini

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  2. Dear Kel.
    You're awesome. Have an awesome Christmas.
    May I steal this for my blog?
    Love someone slightly less awesome ;D

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  3. Lol, steal away honey - and you are SO AWESOME! Don't make me come over there... x

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