It was quiet, I slept in until 10am, got up to fresh, caramel Gloria Jeans coffee and then this was placed in front of me:
Eggs Benedict made from scratch with fresh orange juice.
The Guru earned some serious brownie points. Some sex points too - but he wasn't allowed to cash them in on my day of relaxation.
So, to the Guru and the Toddler I say: Thank You. I love you both, and I appreciate the lack of tantrumish behaviour, the ability to have a shower uninterrupted for 30 minutes, to spend most of the day watching Ghost Whisperer on the couch and listening to me get upset at the 111 Hits Channel for re-starting Dr Quinn from the beginning when I was already up to series 4.
I promise to do my best to remember all of the above the next time either of you do something that makes me want to lock myself in the wardrobe.
